snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

freakvevo:

x3 please x3 don’t x3 ever x3 use x3 this x3 face x3

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

lampghost:

i give myself a thumbs up and a smile in the mirror right before i leave the bathroom everytime

jesuschristvevo:

*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*

vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment